love your city


dunn language
April 5, 2010, 23:57
Filed under: trill

There is the story of an American college graduate who met an English Lady on an ocean liner to Europe. The boy was seduced by the Englishwoman and they had a wild affair.

A month later he attended a large and very formal dinner in London and among the guests, to his delight, he saw Lady X.

Approaching her he said, “Hello! How have you been?” Looking down her patrician nose, Lady X drawled, “I don’t think we’ve been introduced.”

“But . . . ,” the bewildered young man stammered, “surely you remember me?” Then emboldened, he added, “Why, only last month we slept together on the trip across.”

“And what,” Lady X asked icily, “makes you think that constitutes an introduction?”

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