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and i been high off the doobie six inches ago
January 31, 2008, 03:17
Filed under: weezy wednesdays

REAL QUEEN OF THE SOUTH VOLUME 4.

gosh, here we are. weezy wednesday. i’ve been waiting all week for this and now it’s here i have so much to say that i don’t even know where to start.

actually, i’ll start with birthday wishes to my giiiirl laura.

 

you know what’s fucking weird? people in vancouver carry umbrellas when it snows. that to me, is the weiiirdest shit in the world. i guess maybe it’s because it’s kind of a wet rain but i guess maybe it’s also because people in vancouver are pussies.
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today i was walking behind this sorta thick girl in lululemon pants and bleached blond hair and shit. her ass was actually SO hypnotizing that i actually could not look away. IT WAS SO BIG. but not just big, but incredibly bouncy and full of life. she must use Outrageous shampoo on her ass or something. anyways, because i couldn’t look away i actually ended up walking past where i had to be by half a block. damn girl, don’t hurt it.

 

let’s get down to business.
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welcome to weezy wednesdays.
basically, because lil’ wayne has pretty much become a hobby for me, i thought i could share some of them gems i come across. here you can expect to find all things lil’ wayne… songs, mixtapes, entertaining photos, favorite quotes, etc., ARE YOU IN THAT MOOD YET? i hope no one feels ostracized.

reason # 380 that lil’ wayne and i should be best friends: we have the same shoe size (i think codeine stunts your growth).

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so, our friend d-wayne michael carter recently got himself into a little bit of trouble

[from wiki] Lil’ Wayne had a .44 caliber pistol…a K-9 Unit recovered 105 grams of marijuana (3.7 ounces), almost 29 grams of cocaine (1.02 ounces), 41 grams of Ecstasy (1.05 ounces) and $22,000 dollars in cash. He has since been released on bail of $10,185.

fun fact: lil’ wayne’s wikipedia cannot be altered by noobs…“editing of this article by unregistered or newly registered users is currently disabled due to vandalism.”

you’ve gotta wonder what that additional $185 is for. anyways, so let’s just ponder this excerpt from a recent interview in XXL:

Do drugs factor into your creativity?
I like my weed. I don’t drink too much alcohol. I don’t like how nasty that shit tastes. But fuck rapping – I can’t function without my weed. Period. [ed.-reason #5933 that lil’ wayne + me = BFFS]
Are you more creative when you’re high?
Shit, I don’t know. I never really stop to say “Oh, I done this song like this.” So I wouldn’t know. Personally, I don’t think so, though.
You always have the Styrofoam cup, and it’s syrup in there, right? I mean, you’ve said it in your songs.
Yeah. That’s not drugs. That’s medication.
Right. Do you do other drugs?
Nah, just syrup and weed.

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yikes.
maybe all that coke and e was just for his friends.

anyhow: here is a great lil’ wayne song called pussy, money, weed. ❤

well champs, it’s been grand and i wish i could share some more lil’ wayne with you, but i am tired as a motherfucker and there is a box of mini-wheats out there that is calling my name.
stay crazy, blaze daily.

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hello anthropocene!
January 29, 2008, 04:53
Filed under: trill

ohfuckineedtogetupin3hours. i am taking on another jay oh bee, just 2 days a week. with floRRRRR. like from Spanglish. should be pretty hype if you ask me.

so i read today that we have entered a new geologic epoch. the article said:
“Say goodbye to the 10,000-year-old Holocene Epoch and hello to the Anthropocene.”
haaaaaaaaaaaaay. basically we’ve fucked Mother Earth in the ass one too many times and she ain’t having it no mo’. it’s not official but i guess a bunch of scientists are pushing for it. that’s pretty messed up, no? the majority of this damage has only happened very recently. shiiiiiiiiiiiit.
something else that is pretty messed up is the family i saw up on some nature hiking path thing on the north shore…filling jugs full of spring water trickling down from the mountain…from the back of their massive SUV that was running. it was so ironic i wanted to cry. wu tang is for the babies. and so is the earth. please exist with care.


if you have nothing to do tomorrow at 12: 33 EST (that 3:33 for you wesssyyyders), you could whip out a telescope and peep the asteroid that is coming really close to earth but not close enough to cause concern. i think it may be visible to the naked eye if it’s clear out, but you don’t want to take the chance.

so fuck that mos def show, the price has gone up $20 and is now SIXTY DOLLARS. suck a dick (no homo). vancouver promoters are the worst.

if you hadn’t hurt my feelings so bad with the neglect of that lil’ wayne song, i would have put the new erykah badu jaaam here (with video).

please poncho,



kushed out my mind
January 28, 2008, 01:43
Filed under: trill, video ho

read a book:

so, i’ve noticed that only one of you has downloaded that lil’ wayne song. i can see these things. please don’t insult me. haha just kidding, but not really.

mos def is coming to vancouver, everyone: let’s go. it’s at the croatian cultural centre too, so it has potential to be somewhat intimate.


so i had a conversation with my mom the other day about these things called LifeGems®…they are essentially diamonds of varying colors made from the carbon of the deceased. I’m not really all about cemeteries and all that so we were just discussing how it would be way mo’ betta to get my parents made into diamonds when they die. if you ask me, there is no better way to go out. maybe i could even get them put into a grill…..



punch charming
January 27, 2008, 05:15
Filed under: the bourgeoisie & the rebel

before i forget!! there is a band from vancouver that i accidentally stumbled upon called ‘punch charming’ and they are quite sick. they have 4 songs on their MYSPACE.

enjoi



do you want to go smoke a hyun JAE?
January 27, 2008, 05:06
Filed under: trill, weezy wednesdays

yeah, that’s what i thought.

okay, so i lied earlier. about the blog thing. when i was really young and i had the internets waaaaaaaay before any of my friends, i really wanted to make my own website. and at this time, there was no “blogosphere.” just urls that i had to find funds for. and my main source of funds at this time was ma dukes. and she thought it silly to pay for me to make a website about orcas, and that was that. so here i am, 15 or so years later, making a blog. it won’t be about orcas. not every day, at least.

so i was going to wait until Weezy Wednesday (oh, you’ll see) but then i couldn’t contain myself anymore, so we are having a quasi-Weezy saturday. oh fuck it’s 4 am i had no idea. anyways, so this next song is in honour of 1. lil’ wayne 2. you 3. the fucking dj at republic who wouldn’t play lil’ wayne….actually, speaking of, i was so disgusted with the dj not playing some lil’ wayne that i threw up in republic so the bouncers kicked me out an then some other embarassing shit happened and then today…I FELT LIKE DYING.

and so i present to you: lil’ wayne – i feel like dying

also, the video for ‘pop bottles’ is amazing, as is the fact that they bleep the word “bandanna.” maybe if we don’t talk about it, it will go away.

you heard the man, buy now!

and, in today’s installment of things you can learn from lil’ wayne:
cristal + sizzurp = crizzurp.

also, if anyone could tell me what kind of hats weezy & baby are wearing, i would really appreciate it. ice cube has also been known to rock one, in black. what is that squiggly ‘W’ for??

in other news, my dear friend laura opened up a whole new realm for me today. if it’s not enough that this comes from a site called ‘Weird Asia News,’ they hit you blaow with the most heartwrenchingly beautiful story about forbidden love. long story short: man and his lady run off to the hills of china and live in a cave. and he hand carves her 6000 stairs so that she can walk up and down the mountain at her leisure. please just read it because i am doing it no justice and if anything, the pictures are amazing.

alright my friends, all my steam is gone. more tomorrow! please poncho.



okay, everybody meet mr. me too.
January 25, 2008, 09:31
Filed under: trill

i am making a blog because dave is making a blog and i want one too.<3



never easty on my nextel
January 25, 2008, 03:01
Filed under: video ho

YOU FUCKING BITCH!

HA HA HA HAAAA